Gode råd from The Big Book

04-12-08: 14:28 | opd. 10-12-08: 16:51

The Big Book indeholder svar på næsten alt
Foto: Steen Linde/TV 2

The Big Book indeholder svar på næsten alt mellem himmel og jord - og må for alt i verden ikke falde i Nåsåernes hænder, for så går det bare hiel gal.

Vi samler løbende de gode råd, som nisserne finder svar på in The Big Book.

How to skrue a propel on?

Take the big dinkenot and stick it into the little dimsedot, then hole it with a polygriptang while you set in all the small møtriks and skrue it all together with a sweetish key

What was that?

Thats not noget. Hvis it comes igen, look under there it was again.

Hvad gør man, når man ikke ved, hvad man skal gøre?

Intet svar, bogen er blevet stjålet.

What is a Nåsåer?

They are farlig! Some pages in the book are very farlig in the hands of af Nåsåer. Now om days they look like mennesker, but when they drik spiritus kommer they til to look like they did in the old days with hugtænder and glasses.

There is no benzin on the flewmachine. How do you skabe benzin?

If you have to skab some benzin - take a dunk and go out and look after it.

Hvordan snitter man en ny propel?

Look at the tegning in the book

Hvad gør man med en bøjet propel?

If a propel is so bøvet that you cannot ret it up then snit a new from a piece of tree

Hvad gør man, når man er faret vild?

If you are faret vild, then kig in the card.